Minimum Wage Ninja

Took me half an hour to stand up this morning because I was so dizzy. My chest is in the second worst pain its ever been in. The only thing I know about having the flu is that it sucks.  Time to get to work.

We are the cashiers at retail stores. We serve your food and fix your car.  We smile as the customers yell at us and we laugh when the boss tells another lame joke.   Yes, we are those who make near minimum wage.  And one day we will retire and you'll never see us again.   Retirement is not only for the elite individuals who make an unfathomable $50,000 a year.  In just ten years we will have purchased freedom over our time.  We are the minimum wage ninja.