Secrets to Saving Money
There is one secret to saving money that will change your life forever. Buy a washcloth. There it is, that is the secret to success. "Now wait just a minute." you might say. "How am I supposed to get rich by buying a washcloth?" Well I'll tell you. From now on we will refer to it as the shit rag. The purpose of the shit rag is to replace your spending on toilet paper. Seriously throw all that toilet paper away. From now on use the shit rag. "But wait just a minute." you might say. "That thing will be dirty." That's why buckets were invented. If you want water then you better get used to scattering buckets around your yard and waiting for it to rain. You should only be taking showers in the rain anyways. Now that you have buckets full of water you can use one to wash out your shit rag. The important thing is that you're not spending money on toilet paper. Money saved = money invested. There are more ways...